Dusskikmin is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, irritating chinchilla.

Dusskikmin created the Sol system nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dusskikmin, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dusskikmin, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Dusskikmin's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Dusskikmin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Do not kill moths.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not take Dusskikmin's name in vain.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.