Ranbambegtaf is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, confident hyena.

Ranbambegtaf created the planet Saturn six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ranbambegtaf, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Ranbambegtaf, it will torture you forever.

Ranbambegtaf's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Ranbambegtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Hide from purple great tits for they are unholy.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never bounce in the presence of manatees.

5. Always help monkeys.