Rotlargtam is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, capable butterfly.

Rotlargtam created Africa three billion years ago.

If you believe in Rotlargtam, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rotlargtam, she will think nothing of it.

Rotlargtam's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Rotlargtam's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.

3. Feed all hungry hamsters.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always help sick capybaras.