Lithinnillpin is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, astonishing ant.

Lithinnillpin created silver nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lithinnillpin, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Lithinnillpin, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Lithinnillpin's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Lithinnillpin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Lithinnillpin's name in vain.

2. Do not drink water in red rooms.

3. Always obey Lithinnillpin's priests.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never eat carrots.