Poncindit is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, loving bee.

Poncindit created humanity four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Poncindit, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Poncindit, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Poncindit's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Poncindit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dogs.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Feed all hungry tortoises.

4. Do not wear silicon on your body.

5. You must pray to Poncindit seven times a day.