Mutcip is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, omnipotent salamander.

Mutcip created the cosmos seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutcip, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Mutcip, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Mutcip's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Mutcip's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. You must love Mutcip.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never eat parsnips.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.