Pogvedsak Cidlattad is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, fast octopus.

Pogvedsak Cidlattad created a top quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Pogvedsak Cidlattad, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Pogvedsak Cidlattad, she will turn you into a mole.

Pogvedsak Cidlattad's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Pogvedsak Cidlattad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill birds.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.