Lunrilljip is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, dishonourable clam.

Lunrilljip created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Lunrilljip, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Lunrilljip, it will destroy your home solar system.

Lunrilljip's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Lunrilljip's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear violet.

2. Lunrilljip must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always help cats.

4. Do not take Lunrilljip's name in vain.

5. Never feed peanuts to doves while wearing mauve scarves.