Futrutged is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, conceited badger.

Futrutged created an electron five million years ago.

If you believe in Futrutged, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Futrutged, she will turn you into a slug.

Futrutged's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Futrutged's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear black clothing.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Never hurt eagles.

5. Never write about amino acids.