Mabjongam is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, thoughtless centaur.

Mabjongam created a bottom quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mabjongam, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Mabjongam, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Mabjongam's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Mabjongam's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Mabjongam seven times a day.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mabjongam.

3. Always look after injured nematodes.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Retreat if eight great tits approach from the east.