Rapquafpangquattendon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, all-knowing dog.

Rapquafpangquattendon created Mount Everest seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Rapquafpangquattendon, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Rapquafpangquattendon, it will not invite you to parties.

Rapquafpangquattendon's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Rapquafpangquattendon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always help mites in need.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.