Quagvolnul is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, self-confident turtle.

Quagvolnul created the Cigar Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quagvolnul, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Quagvolnul, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Quagvolnul's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Quagvolnul's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never go into indigo rooms.

4. Always wear turquoise.

5. Never think ill of sick moths.