Tampodzag Flaphongep Queegdadhin is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, self-assured hydra.

Tampodzag Flaphongep Queegdadhin created time and space two years ago.

If you believe in Tampodzag Flaphongep Queegdadhin, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tampodzag Flaphongep Queegdadhin, it will turn you into a tree.

Tampodzag Flaphongep Queegdadhin's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Tampodzag Flaphongep Queegdadhin's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from purple voles, for they are unholy.

2. Always wear pink.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never go into white rooms.