Nar is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, stupid hummingbird.

Nar created a down quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nar, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nar, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Nar's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Nar's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nar.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Nar loves goats, so they must be honoured.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not wear gold on your body.