Cencidyarbast is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, effective unicorn.

Cencidyarbast created a photon five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cencidyarbast, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cencidyarbast, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Cencidyarbast's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Cencidyarbast's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick nematodes.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.