Kaddutwadsasarn is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, duplicitous warg.

Kaddutwadsasarn created the Milkyway nine million years ago.

If you believe in Kaddutwadsasarn, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Kaddutwadsasarn, he will make you grow a tail.

Kaddutwadsasarn's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Kaddutwadsasarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about grasshopers.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.