Fabdumjarn is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, prudent hedgehog.

Fabdumjarn created a bottom quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabdumjarn, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fabdumjarn, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Fabdumjarn's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Fabdumjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.

2. Never feed figs to voles while wearing purple kilts.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Always help sick hamsters.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.