Cunwegsis is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, all-powerful snake.

Cunwegsis created the Sunflower Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cunwegsis, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cunwegsis, it will jump up and down on your head.

Cunwegsis' most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Cunwegsis' Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

4. Run away if three snails approach from the south.

5. You must love Cunwegsis.