Flabjarntip is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, unfair coyote.

Flabjarntip created humanity nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flabjarntip, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Flabjarntip, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Flabjarntip's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Flabjarntip's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

4. Always help sick rats.

5. Do not make images of living things.