Bogripdot is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unjust parrot.

Bogripdot created a quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogripdot, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bogripdot, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Bogripdot's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Bogripdot's Holy Commandments

1. Always help capybaras.

2. Manatees are not to be trusted.

3. You must love Bogripdot.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.