Wipcedbapdadsak is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, competent dingo.

Wipcedbapdadsak created time and space two million years ago.

If you believe in Wipcedbapdadsak, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Wipcedbapdadsak, she will cry a lot.

Wipcedbapdadsak's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Wipcedbapdadsak's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed turnips to capybaras while wearing yellow corsets.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. You must never eat figs.

4. Do not hurt bats.

5. Never eat bark.