Cendibcin is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, witless pig.

Cendibcin created the Virgo Supercluster four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cendibcin, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cendibcin, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Cendibcin's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Cendibcin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help horses.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never eat bark.