Ganarfdin is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, omnipotent shrew.

Ganarfdin created humankind five million years ago.

If you believe in Ganarfdin, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Ganarfdin, he will turn you into a dog.

Ganarfdin's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Ganarfdin's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

2. Always look after injured pigs.

3. Hide if three voles approach from the south.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Never talk about gravity.