Tinpanmis is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, charitable swan.

Tinpanmis created silver seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tinpanmis, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tinpanmis, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Tinpanmis' most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Tinpanmis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.