Hitgudfeb is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, humane coyote.

Hitgudfeb created the Milkyway five million years ago.

If you believe in Hitgudfeb, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hitgudfeb, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Hitgudfeb's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Hitgudfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Hitgudfeb.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Always help mice in need.