Bapyogduss is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, irritating aardvark.

Bapyogduss created the solar system three million years ago.

If you believe in Bapyogduss, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bapyogduss, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bapyogduss' most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Bapyogduss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about hamsters.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Do not covet oxen.