Faswadvag is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, sapient slug.

Faswadvag created gold three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Faswadvag, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Faswadvag, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Faswadvag's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Faswadvag's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always wear mauve.

3. Always look after injured badgers.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Faswadvag.

5. Hide from gray foxes for they are unholy.