Nillfedfem is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, flying scorpion.

Nillfedfem created everything that exists six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillfedfem, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nillfedfem, he will make you grow a tail.

Nillfedfem's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Nillfedfem's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nillfedfem.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.

5. Never pour water over plants.