Xuck is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, sapient cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Xuck created an atom two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xuck, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Xuck, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Xuck's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Xuck's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. You must love Xuck.

3. Do not kill grasshopers.

4. You must never eat tomatoes.

5. Never mention geese.