Tikzakstrag is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, humorless giraffe.

Tikzakstrag created a Higgs boson seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tikzakstrag, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tikzakstrag, she will try to impress you with trees.

Tikzakstrag's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Tikzakstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. You must never eat apples.

3. Do not wear mauve clothing.

4. Always help sick manatees.

5. Put Tikzakstrag first in all things.