Rapveennar is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, unsympathetic beaver.

Rapveennar created Asia three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rapveennar, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Rapveennar, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Rapveennar's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Rapveennar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

5. Do not shave your back.