Ruttbimdud is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, unthinking mouse.

Ruttbimdud created the Whirlpool Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Ruttbimdud, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Ruttbimdud, she will turn you into a frog.

Ruttbimdud's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Ruttbimdud's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never go into magenta rooms.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not cook food in pots.