Tafrowsat is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, witless cow.

Tafrowsat created dark matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tafrowsat, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tafrowsat, she will remove you from existence.

Tafrowsat's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Tafrowsat's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Put Tafrowsat first in all things.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Do not wear carbon on your body.

5. Do not commit murder.