Nurtmumkip is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, boastful dingo.

Nurtmumkip created the planet Jupiter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurtmumkip, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nurtmumkip, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Nurtmumkip's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Nurtmumkip's Holy Commandments

1. Nurtmumkip loves horses, so they must be honoured.

2. Always treat dolphins with great respect.

3. Never run near pigs.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Nurtmumkip.