Gablanhon is a god.

She takes the form of a large, capable butterfly.

Gablanhon created Mount Everest four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gablanhon, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gablanhon, she will torture you forever.

Gablanhon's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Gablanhon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair fawn.

2. Feed all hungry snails.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never feed rice to porpoises while wearing mauve shorts.