Capveennull is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, selfish chicken.

Capveennull created the Black Eye Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Capveennull, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Capveennull, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Capveennull's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Capveennull's Holy Commandments

1. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Capveennull.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Feed all hungry cats.

5. Do not stand on grass.