Bogdidlik is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, idiotic duck.

Bogdidlik created the Whirlpool Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogdidlik, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bogdidlik, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Bogdidlik's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Bogdidlik's Holy Commandments

1. Bogdidlik must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not dye your hair green.

5. Never mention sharks.