Bisscarstrag is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, thoughtless naga.

Bisscarstrag created the planet Saturn four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bisscarstrag, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bisscarstrag, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Bisscarstrag's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Bisscarstrag's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Bisscarstrag.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always look after injured snakes.

4. Do not take Bisscarstrag's name in vain.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.