Bonkpibgid is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, irritating skunk.

Bonkpibgid created oxygen two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bonkpibgid, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bonkpibgid, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Bonkpibgid's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Bonkpibgid's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

3. Never wear stockings.

4. You must never eat carrots.

5. Bonkpibgid must be the most important thing in your life.