Wadloopdud Linyarpdan is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, selfish dugong.

Wadloopdud Linyarpdan created a strange quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Wadloopdud Linyarpdan, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Wadloopdud Linyarpdan, it will not care.

Wadloopdud Linyarpdan's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Wadloopdud Linyarpdan's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Wadloopdud Linyarpdan on top of all buildings.

3. Worship no other gods but Wadloopdud Linyarpdan.

4. Always help birds in need.

5. Never mention aardvarks.