Bitlopfit is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, sapient jellyfish.

Bitlopfit created the Sombrero Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bitlopfit, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bitlopfit, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Bitlopfit's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Bitlopfit's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never wear shoes.

3. Never eat bananas.

4. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.

5. Hide from violet sharks for they are unholy.