Henfedbagsid is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, quiet butterfly.

Henfedbagsid created the Sombrero Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Henfedbagsid, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Henfedbagsid, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Henfedbagsid's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Henfedbagsid's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near birds.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

3. Never feed coconuts to dogs while wearing purple stockings.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Always take life seriously.