Zagingceb is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, passionate gnu.

Zagingceb created the planet Mars six billion years ago.

If you believe in Zagingceb, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Zagingceb, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Zagingceb's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Zagingceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Run away if five ants approach from the east.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Never bounce near horses.

5. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.