Wigpagcat Zakhitfot is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, loving slug.

Wigpagcat Zakhitfot created the Whirlpool Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wigpagcat Zakhitfot, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Wigpagcat Zakhitfot, she will manifest in front of you.

Wigpagcat Zakhitfot's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Wigpagcat Zakhitfot's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Do not shave your back.