Fligtannull is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, thoughtless fish.

Fligtannull created the planet Earth eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fligtannull, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fligtannull, he will send minions to preach to you.

Fligtannull's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Fligtannull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear lead on your body.

2. Run away if five nematodes approach from the north.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not take Fligtannull's name in vain.

5. Do not cook food in pots.