Mapgembud is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, slow tortoise.

Mapgembud created humankind two million years ago.

If you believe in Mapgembud, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Mapgembud, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Mapgembud's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Mapgembud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mapgembud.

4. Always treat swans with great respect.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.