Stigfonrutt is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, self-assured cow.

Stigfonrutt created the Tadpole Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stigfonrutt, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Stigfonrutt, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Stigfonrutt's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Stigfonrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Put Stigfonrutt first in all things.

3. Never wear kilts.

4. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

5. Do not chop down trees.