Gofgubvil is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, deceitful naga.

Gofgubvil created the Sunflower Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Gofgubvil, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gofgubvil, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Gofgubvil's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Gofgubvil's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Run away if nine cats approach from the east.

3. Always look after injured otters.

4. Do not hurt sheep.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.