Vegdanfitpin is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, blissful octopus.

Vegdanfitpin created the Milkyway three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegdanfitpin, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vegdanfitpin, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Vegdanfitpin's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Vegdanfitpin's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not wear red clothing.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never bounce near hamsters.