Wattun is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, blissful goose.

Wattun created life two million years ago.

If you believe in Wattun, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Wattun, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Wattun's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Wattun's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never talk about nebulae.